WASHINGTON D.C. (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— Aides to a defeated President Donald J. Trump are privately expressing alarm for his addiction to the feeling of losing, and he simply cannot quit it. The soon to be former President demands more losing each day, in spite of his friends and children begging…

Jackson Hole, WYOMING (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— As more research confirms wolves are the best “first defense” to protect deer, elk, moose and caribou from the contagious neurological disease, chronic wasting disease (CWD), over hundred wildlife ecologists and epidemiologists recommend testing in Montana and Wyoming whether infecting certain public lands ranchers…

Hollywood, CALIFORNIA (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— New Line Cinema announced today the remake of their 2009 American romantic comedy film, he’s just not that into you, with the main storyline centered on a one-term loser President of the U.S. named Donald J. Trump relentlessly obsessing for attention from Lady America to…

Grand Junction, COLORADO (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— The controversial Acting Director for the Bureau of Land Management (BLM), William Perry Pendley, has barricaded himself inside his Grand Junction office, and he is threatening to sell off all public lands in Montana to his oil and gas friends, if BLM Law Enforcement…

CHOCOLATE FACTORY, USA (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— After years of remaining silent, Willy Wonka stepped out of the shadows of his self-exile from the public to provide indisputable photographic evidence that President Donald J. Trump was and is Willy’s original Oompa Loompa. It turns out Oompi Trumpy (Willy Wonka’s pet name)…

WASHINGTON D.C. (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— President Donald J. Trump abruptly made a midnight call to Homeland Security Director, Chad Wolf, demanding his department secure exploding trees in burning western states, in order to fortify Trump’s modest five new miles of the Southern border wall.   According to legendary Washington…

BOISE, IDAHO (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— It was revealed today Idaho Gov. Brad Little requires each candidate he considers to serve on his Fish & Game Commission to take what he named the Idaho Wildlife Pride Test (IWPT), according to a former staffer in the Governor’s office. Here are the…

Stevens County, WASHINGTON (Satire by Enviro Snowflake Brief)— Washington Department of Fish and Wildlife Director, Kelly Susewind, under unduly pressure by Stevens County cattle rancher Len McIrvin, owner of Diamond M Ranch, schemed an unethical and illegal conspiracy to silence gray wolf advocates attempting to participate in the upcoming Wolf Advocacy…

Pinedale, WYOMING (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— In a stunning reversal by the U.S. Forest Service and the U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service, the federal government will terminate local rancher grazing rights in the Bridger-Teton National Forest. Patagonia is authorized to fund the Upper Green River Area as a wildlife refuge…

Sturgis, SOUTH DAKOTA (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— Charles Darwin, from the grave, is so fascinated by the enthusiasm of participants attending the massive motorcycle rally in Sturgis, South Dakota, during the Covid-19 pandemic that his spirit is joining the festival. Darwin’s spirit spoke to Terry Keszler, a Sturgis City Council member,…