HELENA, MONTANA (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— U.S. Interior Secretary David Bernhardt met with Montana officials and ranchers today to propose President Donald J. Trump’s solution to rid Montana ranchers of the anxiety and death grizzlies are causing Montana’s public land grazing livestock.    The Trump Wall of Yellowstone is an…

CHEYENNE, WYOMING (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— Gov. Gordon and Wyoming Game & Fish Director, Brian Nesvik, announced today that on April 1, 2020 the first ever Wyoming Goat Killing Contest (WGKC) will be held in Grand Teton National Park, which will be a fundraising event for the Reelect Donald J.…

BOISE, IDAHO (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— Idaho Governor, Brad Little, announced today the state has confirmed their worst fears… Idaho’s menacing gray wolf population “may” carry and spread the Wuhan coronavirus to Idahoans. The Governor said at his unscheduled press briefing, "I want to thank the Idaho Farm Bureau for…

SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— Multiple Idaho officials will be named to the national Wildlife Abuser Registry, according to our sources. Idaho has earned it! The Wildlife Abuser Registry was established in early 2019 by a consortium of states under public pressure and concern by citizens to track the…

VICTORIA, B.C. (Enviro Snowflake Brief- Not Real News)— Rotten Whitebark Pine Nut award season is here again, and British Columbia officials are pounding their chest this morning, and rightfully so, after winning three big awards for their southern mountain caribou preservation policies. And how deserving B.C. officials are as…