Helena, MONTANA (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— Governor Greg Gianforte spoke candidly today to reporters regarding the Republican led Legislature introducing a Bill to require Montana Fish & Wildlife Commission to include Husky and Malamute dogs in the state’s liberal year-round wolf hunting season. “This is an action needed for a long time…
RENO, NEVADA (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— Nevada ranchers were dumbfounded to learn, from a recent study by Public Employees for Environmental Responsibility (PEER) confirming the Bureau of Land Management (BLM) allowed 17% of the 40 million acres of public lands grazed to still be considered "above health standards." Most public lands…
Montana Senator, Jon Tester, says he is shaken to his core to see a federal judge relist gray wolves across most of the US, even though the Federal District Court ruling does not stop the current wolf eradication efforts in his home state. “Most folks don’t know, if…
WASHINGTON D.C. (Enviro Snowflake Brief)—A stunning discovery by the Secret Service, working with the FBI, determined a shapeshifter trophy hunter is posing as Secretary of Interior Deb Haaland, and her physical whereabouts are unknown and a grave concern. The Director of the FBI, Christopher Wray, explained at today’s press…
BOISE, IDAHO (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— Governor Brad Little announced a state of emergency for Idaho after a report by a hunter in the LoLo National Forest claiming he spotted one gray wolf (alive). New legislation signed by Governor Little in May allows professional hunters and trappers to use helicopters, snowmobiles,…
Boise, IDAHO (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— In an ironic twist, Idaho wolf killers are now complaining that as much as they appreciate state lawmakers pushing Idaho Department of Fish and Game (IDFG) to legalize killing wolf pups in their den, it has caused an unforeseen psychological condition spreading across the wolf hating…
Boise, IDAHO (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— A leadership group representing public lands ranchers held a news conference in downtown Boise today to announce they petitioned the USFWS to designate themselves, not their cows and sheep, as a Distinct Population Segment (DPS), and therefore, need Endangered Species protections. An anonymous source inside…
Helena, MONTANA (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— The unlikeable Greg Gianforte, Governor of Montana, will receive a much harsher punishment for illegally trapping and shooting a Yellowstone National Park wolf than only an innocuous written warning, which was first framed as a “teaching moment” by wildlife officials. Gov. Gianforte, although visibly beyond…
WASHINGTON D.C. (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— The Chair of the Republican National Conference (RNC) Ronna McDaniel, says “Washington’s elite, socialist Democrats designed and executed a voter suppression scheme with the intent to spike the mortality rate of the Republican hardcore voter base in swing states. How you say? “It’s a…
Helena, MONTANA (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— Little Red Riding Hood and Three Little Pigs are cautionary tales about left wing, socialist wolves, according to Montana State Senator Bob Brown, who now claims “these books confirm wolves are a dangerous threat to democracy and traditional American family values.” Sen. Brown, of…
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