EPIDEMIOLOGISTS RECOMMEND NOT ALLOWING CLINICALLY DIAGNOSED “REALLY STUPID PEOPLE” GATHER IN LARGE GROUPS BASED ON NEW STUDY

WASHINGTON D.C. (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— The iconic comedian George Carlin once said, “never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups,” but scientists studying the unique effects of Covid-19 have determined it is no joke. Dr. Anthony Fauci released a new study that included 75 Covid-19 patients who are…

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Study concludes clinically diagnosed “really stupid people” contracting Covid-19 suffer frontal lobe brain damage eliminating critical thinking.
TRUMP HOPES THE AZTEC SUN GOD WILL REWARD HIM FOR PROVIDING CHILDREN SACRIFICES

WASHINGTON D.C. (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— New reporting published in the Washington Post reveals President Donald J. Trump is convinced sacrificing children to the ancient Aztec Sun God, Huitzilopochtli, will burn out "the invisible enemy" to help him win re-election. Trump sensing the lights dimming on any chance for his re-election…

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Trump is convinced offering children sacrifices to the ancient Aztec sun god will burn up the virus.
WHITE HOUSE LEAK REVEALS TRUMP TO BUILD HIS OWN MOUNT RUSHMORE HONORING STRONGMEN

WASHINGTON D.C. (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— A White House source revealed President Donald J. Trump was so inspired after visiting Mount Rushmore last weekend he directed the Department of Interior to commission design plans for a sculptor to carve the rock in the Grand Canyon honoring his favorite strongmen- himself,…

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Trump orders Sec. of Interior to build him a stone monument honoring the strongmen leaders he admires.
COLORADO WRITER SPEWS FEAR MONGERING TAUGHT AT TRUMP UNIVERSITY AS PR STRATEGY AGAINST WOLF REINTRODUCTION

Denver, COLORADO (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— Michael Cox, an Opinion writer for the Montrose Press, flexes his trump University skills to Colorado wolf reintroduction voters by cherry picking science, flashing literature, offering scripture, and quoting anti-wolf pundits as experts. In short, anything to paint this valuable apex predator as the…

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Michael Cox flexes his trump learned PR skills with his Opinion pieces to sway voters against gray wolf reintroduction.