Denver, COLORADO (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— Michael Cox, an Opinion writer for the Montrose Press, flexes his trump University skills to Colorado wolf reintroduction voters by cherry picking science, flashing literature, offering scripture, and quoting anti-wolf pundits as experts.

In short, anything to paint this valuable apex predator as the bad guy… the enemy… the destroyer of your way of life- showcasing his trump “go to” move, “if you say anything over and over, they will believe it.”

Michael Cox, was trump University’s Valedictorian for the Class of 2006. As such, it gives him a hubris tone to his writing feeding his readers falsehoods and wacky scientific conclusions to demonize gray wolves as a shameless demonstration to his fealty to ranchers, hunters, and polluters of all kinds.  

Trump University, if not for being forced to shut down, would honor Mr. Cox’s creative and out of context facts attempting to ooze fear into Colorado voters- wolves are serial killers (yes, he said it) … wolves will infect ungulates and humans with a tapeworm when breathing airborne spores near dried wolf feces. 

For the record, in case you are wondering, scientists agree echinococcus granulosus does not produce spores. 

Bob Ferris, of Cascadia Wildlands, succinctly put into perspective the truth about wolves and humans to dispel this latest “trumped up” scare tactic about wolves.

“If you can’t get close enough to kiss a wolf, you probably will be safe from this tapeworm.”

Keep up the good work Mr. cox, your President would be proud.

(ESB-NOT REAL NEWS)

Writer’s note: The Rocky Mountain Wolf Project aims to improve public understanding of gray wolf behavior, ecology, and options for re-establishing the species in   Colorado. https://www.rockymountainwolfproject.org/