San Francisco, CALIFORNIA (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— After the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals heard oral arguments on whether Yellowstone grizzlies should be protected under the Endangered Species Act (ESA) on May 5th, the Department of Justice issued a Psychological Order requiring senior Wyoming Game & Fish  officials committed to…

SEATTLE, WASHINGTON (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— Entomologists have confirmed Murder Hornets have agreed to fight against gray wolves’ persecution across the Western U.S. by attacking a “hit list” of state wildlife and federal officials submitted by gray wolves. Entomologist Chris Looney, of Washington Department of Agriculture, fortunately speaks Murder Hornets…

WASHINGTON D.C. (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— The New York Times is reporting today that President Donald J. Trump has a rare genetic disorder called FU-linked severe combined empathy-deficiency (FU-SED), which causes the affected to be void of feeling empathy, or understanding other people's grief. The positive of Trump’s disorder is…

WASHINGTON D.C. (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— President Donald J. Trump is wielding the claim again that he has “total” authority in the pandemic crisis, out of his fear more Republican voters will die before the election than Democrats. He is demanding “blue” states mirror the most aggressive “red” state’s reopening…

MIAMI, FLORIDA (Enviro Snowflake Brief)—A group of ICU and emergency room doctors successfully raised their GoFundMe campaign goal of $5 million to fund a twelve-month “stay at home” protester cruise, which they named the Live Free or Die Cruise. GoFundMe, the world's largest social fundraising platform, released a statement today regarding the doctors'…