IDAHO OFFICIALS NAMED TO THE “WILDLIFE ABUSER REGISTRY” REQUIRING A GPS ANKLE BRACELET WHEN VISITING OTHER STATES

SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— Multiple Idaho officials will be named to the national Wildlife Abuser Registry, according to our sources. Idaho has earned it! The Wildlife Abuser Registry was established in early 2019 by a consortium of states under public pressure and concern by citizens to track the…

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Idaho officials’ wildlife policies pander to welfare ranchers, science denying hunters, and federal government conspiracy theory white nationalists, who all demand the state kill wolves as cruelly and as many as possible.
BRITISH COLUMBIA OFFICIALS SWEEP THIS YEAR’S “ROTTEN WHITEBARK PINE NUT” AWARDS

VICTORIA, B.C. (Enviro Snowflake Brief- Not Real News)— Rotten Whitebark Pine Nut award season is here again, and British Columbia officials are pounding their chest this morning, and rightfully so, after winning three big awards for their southern mountain caribou preservation policies. And how deserving B.C. officials are as…

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The province of B.C. is racing to save its dwindling numbers of woodland caribou by convincing the public “it’s those damn wolves.”
2020 HUNTING REFORM ACROSS STATES REQUIRING TROPHY HUNTERS AND TRAPPERS TO PASS AN IQ TEST

WASHINGTON D.C. (Enviro Snowflake Brief- Not Real News)— A spokesman for the U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service (USFWS) confirmed today that as many as 12 state Fish & Game agencies, under public pressure, are reluctantly implementing an IQ TEST that all hunters and trappers must pass in order to…

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Multiple states will implement a mandatory IQ TEST for all hunters and trappers applying for predator tags in 2020.
DR. PHIL EXPLORES THE TROUBLED MIND OF THE COOKE CITY GAS STATION OWNER WHO PURPOSELY KILLED THE MOST FAMOUS WOLF IN YELLOWSTONE

Los Angeles, California (Enviro Snowflake Brief- Not Real News)—Dr. Phil’s newest episode is a close look under the hood at what type of man purposely stalks and shoots the most famous and beloved wolf in Yellowstone National Park. “I love life, but not everything in it. I love…

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According to Dr. Phil, Rick Sommers, 53, of Cooke City, MT, was driven by his “Dark Triad” psychological traits to kill the most famous Yellowstone National Park gray wolf (926F-Spitfire).
BLM ACTING DIRECTOR PENDLEY SOUNDS ALARM… “WILDLIFE AN EXISTENTIAL THREAT TO PUBLIC LANDS”

WASHINGTON D.C. (Enviro Snowflake Brief- Not Real News)— William Perry Pendley, the Acting Director of the Bureau of Land Management (BLM), says wildlife is the greatest threat facing our public lands, and he’s the MAN to face it down. Pendley spoke of an “existential threat” to our public…

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Acting BLM Director Pendley, who is an old Sagebrush Rebellion attorney, has “fire in his belly” to get wildlife off public lands.
STATE FISH & GAME AGENCIES HIRE RUDI GIULIANI TO LEAD INVESTIGATION CLAIMING “SLOB TROPHY HUNTERS” DO NOT EXIST EXCEPT IN FAKE NEWS

JACKSON HOLE, WYOMING (Enviro Snowflake Brief- Not Real News)—  During a symposium for state Fish & Game Directors held in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, Rudi Giuliani was introduced to lead an investigation for a consortium of state agencies to try and expose what they claim are "ongoing defamation tactics…

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Brian Nesvik, Director of Wyoming Fish & Game, introduces Rudi Giuliani to lead an investigation into suspected FAKE NEWS stories depicting American hunters as unethical and inhumane “slob hunters,” which is hurting hunter recruitment of younger generations.
NOMINEE TO HEAD THE U.S. FISH & WILDLIFE SERVICE SAYS “EXTINCTION IS OVERRATED”

WASHINGTON D.C. (Enviro Snowflake Brief- Not Real News)— Fish & Wildlife Director nominee, Aurelia Skipwith, says she is coming into the job inspired to prove "extinction is overrated." Skipwith said she hoped “to lead the service in achieving a conservation legacy of extinction beginning with grizzly bears in the…

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Trump administration’s Fish & Wildlife Director nominee, Aurelia Skipworth, began her career at Monsanto, and served as assistant corporate counsel at Alltech, which has operations in animal feed.
A LOCAL POINT REYES NATIONAL SEASHORE FARMER GROUP PROPOSES BANNING HUMANS FROM THE NATIONAL PARK… EXCEPT THEM

MILL VALLEY, CALIFORNIA (Enviro Snowflake Brief- Not Real News)— The Resilient Agriculture Group (RAG), fronted by several local figures known for pro-farming political positions, have gained National Park Service support to consider an “alternative preferred plan” to remove and ban any human not associated with the hardworking ranchers…

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The preferred plan by the National Park Service would give 20-year leases to the two-dozen beef and dairy cattle ranching families on Point Reyes Seashore and allow killing tule elk but local ranchers want to go farther now.
WASHINGTON’S WOLF ADVISORY GROUP (WAG) FINDS A “PLUM OF A PICK” TO BE A NEW “WAGer”

SPOKANE, WASHINGTON (Enviro Snowflake Brief- Not Real News)— Bill Kemp, a Washington retired cross country coach finds himself as the newest member of Washington’s Wolf Advisory Group. What a “get!” Mr. Kemp told members he took a class on wildlife biology 40 years ago, and now has a…

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Bill Kemp, owner of 300 acres of land in the Carpenter Ridge wolf pack range, joins the Washington Wolf Advisory Group.
PARAMOUNT STUDIOS ANNOUNCES THE WASHINGTON PUBLIC LANDS AND WILDLIFE THEMED REBOOT OF THE “THREE STOOGES”

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA (Enviro Snowflake Brief- Not Real News)— Paramount Studios and C3 Entertainment announced today the next Three Stooges reboot, which will be a dark comedy/reality TV style film featuring real live stooges to star and to direct- exclusively shot on location in Washington’s Colville National Forest. The roles…

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Larry, Moe and Curly will be played by northeastern Washington local hunters and cow patty sniffers.