IDAHO ANTI-GOVERNMENT MASK BURNERS DEMAND AN END TO SCIENCE IN PUBLIC SCHOOLS

Boise, IDAHO (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— Idaho Republicans proudly claim the state has more anti-government, white nationalists, QAnon following Americans than any state, and who would argue after the impressive “mask burning” protest at the Capital last weekend, as a prelude to their announcement demanding the Republican state-controlled legislature to ban…

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A large protest of anti-mask, anti-government protesters of all ages gathered at the Idaho Capital to burn masks, and demand an end to science class in public schools.
WISCONSIN JUDGE’S PECULIAR RULING TO REQUIRE DNR TO HOLD A WOLF HUNT EARNED HIM A HOUND HUNTER CELEBRATION

Jefferson County, WISCONSIN (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— Judge Bennett Brantmeier was honored by hound hunters at a Jefferson County private “bear stew cookout” for his surprising ruling requiring Wisconsin DNR to immediately hold a gray wolf hunt, in which at least 216 wolves, in sixty hours, were mostly chased by hounds…

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Wisconsin Circuit Court Judge Bennett Brantmeier celebrated with friends the slaughter of over 216 wolves in 60 hours.
TAKAYA, THE FAMOUS VANCOUVER ISLAND LONE WOLF, GIVES INTERVIEW FROM THE AFTERLIFE

Vancouver, BRITISH COLUMBIA (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— Takaya, British Columbia’s beloved lone wolf, crossed the Rainbow Bridge on March 24, 2020 after a hunter’s piercing bullet sent him to the afterlife, but his spirit now speaks. In a groundbreaking interview with renowned ecologist, Jane Goodall, conducted at the edge of heaven…

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Takaya, the famous lone wolf in British Columbia speaks from his afterlife. Photograph: Cheryl Alexander
MOLECULAR PSYCHIATRY RESEARCHERS PROVE “SERIAL KILLER GENES” FOUND IN WILDLIFE TRAPPERS

Jackson Hole, WYOMING (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— The question "Are trappers genetically the same as serial killers?" comes up in discussion of famous serial killers most heinous acts. Scientists now conclude "yes" both are "wired" (flawed) similarly. Molecular psychiatry researchers have now proven what will not surprise the average citizen, who…

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A Swedish study published in Molecular Psychiatry proves wildlife trappers have a high incidence of the “serial killer genes.”
MONTANA LEGISLATORS CLAIM WOLVES MOLEST CHILDREN IN EFFORT TO GAIN SUPPORT FOR MORE WAYS TO KILL MORE WOLVES

Helena, MONTANA (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— Two Montana lawmakers are introducing a bill that could significantly expand the killing of gray wolves in Montana, with the goal to bring canis lupus to the brink of extinction in the state. Shockingly, “wolf child molestation” is the “why,” according to these legislators.  …

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Montana Rep. Paul Fielder and Sen. Bob Brown claim wolves are molesting children and they must be eradicated.
QAnon AND ROCKY MOUNTAIN ELK FOUNDATION ANNOUNCE ALLIANCE

Helena, MONTANA (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— Monday’s announcement by the Rocky Mountain Elk Foundation (RMEF), a leader in promoting senseless killing of gray wolves, to accept QAnon’s invitation to join forces surprised few members, and most surveyed members as well as Republican state legislators, responded that they already belong to both…

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QAnon and Rocky Mountain Elk Foundation join forces out of a passion for American flags, wacky conspiracies, and wolves as the surrogate of their hate.
TRUMP SENIOR ENABLERS REQUIRED TO GET A “T” FOREHEAD TATTOO TO AVOID CHARGES OF SEDITION

WASHINGTON D.C. (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— Hope Hicks officially left the White House this evening with a swollen forehead due to her new, and government required “T” forehead tattoo above her right eyebrow, per her agreement with the Justice Department. Ms. Hicks was the first of the close-knit Donald J. Trump…

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Several of Trump’s senior sycophants avoid federal charges of attempted sedition with agreement to receive a “T” forehead tattoo.
LOSER ANONYMOUS INSTITUTE WILL TREAT TRUMP FOR “OBSESSIVE LOSING SYNDROME”

WASHINGTON D.C. (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— Aides to a defeated President Donald J. Trump are privately expressing alarm for his addiction to the feeling of losing, and he simply cannot quit it. The soon to be former President demands more losing each day, in spite of his friends and children begging…

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Outgoing President Trump was diagnosed with “obsessive losing syndrome” and is in the late stages of the disorder.
CHRONIC WASTING DISEASE STUDY WILL INJECT DISEASED PRIONS INTO TARGETED RANCHERS AND HUNTERS TO INCREASE WOLF NUMBERS

Jackson Hole, WYOMING (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— As more research confirms wolves are the best “first defense” to protect deer, elk, moose and caribou from the contagious neurological disease, chronic wasting disease (CWD), over hundred wildlife ecologists and epidemiologists recommend testing in Montana and Wyoming whether infecting certain public lands ranchers…

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Top ecologists and epidemiologists push forward study to inject CWD in ranchers and hunters to increase wolf numbers.
REMAKE ANNOUNCED OF HIT “HE’S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU” WITH PLOT ON TRUMP AND LADY AMERICA- “SHE’S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU”

Hollywood, CALIFORNIA (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— New Line Cinema announced today the remake of their 2009 American romantic comedy film, he’s just not that into you, with the main storyline centered on a one-term loser President of the U.S. named Donald J. Trump relentlessly obsessing for attention from Lady America to…

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Drew Barrymore production company to remake film focusing on Lady America breaking up with trump.