Helena, MONTANA (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— Monday’s announcement by the Rocky Mountain Elk Foundation (RMEF), a leader in promoting senseless killing of gray wolves, to accept QAnon’s invitation to join forces surprised few members, and most surveyed members as well as Republican state legislators, responded that they already belong to both groups.
Kyle Weaver, President and CEO of RMEF explained, “QAnon leaders respect the disinformation dispensing echo chamber our leaders have demonstrated to support hate for gray wolves among our slob hunter culture the last ten years. We made a bold and conscious choice to enhance lies, misconceptions, and misrepresent science to support our anti-wolf sportsman members years ago.”
Weaver added, “Our partnership with QAnon brings leadership whose strength is creating misinformation and conspiratorial thoughts, while RMEF excels at enhancing existing ones.”
Jacob Chansley, the “QAnon Shaman,”, in a phone interview from an undisclosed Washington D.C. jail, commented on the RMEF-QAnon alliance. “True patriots following QAnon, who of course know the government is run by Satin worshipping pedophiles, appreciate how (slob) sportsman RMEF members trust their organization to support their vitriolic hateful misinformation about gray wolves- will decimate elk herds, eat small children, and invade privacy rights through government planted wolf “tailcams,” unless they ‘smoke a pack a day,’ as they say man. It’s a match made in heaven between us!”
Vocal praise was showered down on RMEF from state Legislature Republican leaders across the wolf hating Rocky Mountain states of Montana, Wyoming, and Idaho. QAnon’s Shaman responded to the public praise by various state officials saying, “It’s uncanny man… not only do we have tremendous overlap with our followers, but also we know any politician leading the charge to drive wolves to the brink of extinction again, likely is a QAnon follower- facts are facts man.”
Inside sources to the alliance meeting told us QAnon leaders knew it was a “match made in heaven” when learning the anti-government wolf hating hunters believe the wolves’ reintroduction was a predicate to the elimination of private property rights, the culmination of which would be the construction of concentration camps in the Northwest woods to incarcerate formerly gun-owning Americans.
Truly, it does appear these two groups and their members are from the same DNA pool and deserve each other.
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