Atlanta, GEORGIA (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp, accompanied by his Covid-19 Task Force, gathered at Hartsfield–Jackson Atlanta International Airport  at daybreak this morning to meet Willy Wonka, who had graciously donated his “LICKABLE WALLPAPER” for them to enjoy on this momentous “back to work” day.   Willy…

Jackson Hole, WYOMING (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— Wyoming Gov. Mark Gordon announced today that helicopters with gunners will be utilized to shrink invasive cattle herds in federally designated wilderness. The lethal action will begin along the Bridger Wilderness, after agreement between the Bridger-Teton National Forest, environmentalists, and Wyoming elected officials.…

WASHINGTON D.C. (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— President Donald J. Trump disclosed last night at his nightly TV coronavirus campaign rally that Dr. Phil, Dr. Oz, and Sean Hannity have been named to his new and improved Coronavirus Health Task Force, after watching their interviews on Fox News last week. Dr.…

Keenesburg, COLORADO (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— Luna, a female adult tiger, was rescued from Joe Exotic’s G.W. Zoo, and she laid down for an interview with Anderson Cooper that will air on CBS 60 Minutes April 19th. Luna, uniquely fluent in English for a tiger, survived years of abuse- inhumane…

GRAND JUNCTION, COLORADO (Enviro Snowflake Brief)—Interior Sec. David Bernhardt and the Acting Director of the Bureau of Land Management (BLM), William Perry Pendley, developed a plan to swiftly sale the 250 million BLM managed public lands to ranchers and extraction friends, while the public and the media, rightfully so,…

Spokane, WASHINGTON (Enviro Snowflake Brief)—A collaborative working group of wolves, the Rancher Control Board, which includes wolf reps from northeastern Washington public lands, voted yesterday to require public lands grazing “High Plains Moocher Ranchers” to wear GPS-electric shock collars. A Spokeswolf for the Rancher Control Board said, “Wolves are…

BOISE, IDAHO (Enviro Snowflake Brief)—Gov. Brad Little, right in sync with his Republican lead Legislature, announced today he will not allow taxpayer funds from the Wolf Depredation Control Board to be moved to support a desperately needed home delivery service for The School Breakfast and Lunch Programs of Idaho…

FORT COLLINS, COLORADO (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— The first human to test positive for chronic wasting disease (CWD), a contagious neurological disease affecting deer, elk and moose, was confirmed today in Fort Collins. Greg Walcher, a retired executive director of Colorado’s Department of Natural Resources, is "patient zero" for CWD transmitted to…

GILLETTE, WYOMING (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— At least 75 pronghorn have died from a cattle carrying bacteria, mycoplasma bovis, in a 35 square mile documented area this year, according to the Wyoming Game & Fish Department (WGFD). Public land ranchers have assured WGFD “it ain’t the cattle’s fault.” Game and…

HELENA, MONTANA (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— On Tuesday, the Montana Secretary of State’s office announced the FWP Officials NOT Grizzlies Paintball Initiative collected over 140,000 valid voter signatures — earns a place on the 2020 ballot. If this highly unusual Initiative passes with voters in November, the measure will require named…