Spokane, WASHINGTON (Enviro Snowflake Brief)—A collaborative working group of wolves, the Rancher Control Board, which includes wolf reps from northeastern Washington public lands, voted yesterday to require public lands grazing “High Plains Moocher Ranchers” to wear GPS-electric shock collars.

A Spokeswolf for the Rancher Control Board said, “Wolves are not harboring malice toward ranchers who try to coexist, although ideally we prefer no cows on the landscape. Unfortunately, we need to collar all of the ranchers to assure the worst behaving welfare ranchers are tracked and punished.”

Wolves view the location data as a ‘preventative conflict tool,’ and only the alpha male and female of each pack will see rancher locations.”

“Wolves will only use electric shock on bad actor ranchers, who graze their invasive cattle too close to our dens and rendezvous sites. However, more painful shocks will be administered as a conflict deterrent, if a rancher falsely accuses a wolf killing a calf, or who aims a weapon towards a wolf,” added the female alpha from the Smackout pack.

The advisory group of male and female alpha wolves represent multiple northeastern Washington packs from the existing 27 state established packs. The majority of the wolf advisory group members are from Stevens and Ferry counties, such as the Togo and Smackout packs, who have been terrorized and murdered by WDFW at the behest of mainly one bad actor rancher- Len McIrvin, Diamond Ranch.  

The wolves voted unanimously in favor of the rancher GPS-electric shock collar policy by HOWLS at an undisclosed location at sunrise on Sunday.

More wolf policy details to follow later this week.

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