BOISE, IDAHO (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— U.S. Sens. Mike Crapo and Jim Risch, along with Rep. Mike Simpson, held an unannounced press conference today to admit their testicles (two each) were taken hostage, and are stashed in a powerful Idaho rancher’s saddle bag. The Idaho High Plains Moocher rancher mafia…

STEVENS COUNTY, WASHINGTON (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— The Seattle Times reports today another Washington state public figure, Steve McLaughlin, a failed candidate for commissioner of public lands in 2016, is now exposed as a member of the underground cult, Len McIrvin’s My Holy Cow.   An embedded source inside the…

SALEM, OREGON (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— An anonymous source, who works for Oregon’s Cattlemen Association, revealed an upcoming award ceremony to be held in Wallowa County secretly honoring Oregon Gov. Kate Brown for her significant contributions to Oregon wolf recovery being stopped in its tracks. Gov. Brown will apparently receive a…

Rapid City, SOUTH DAKOTA (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— Gov. Kristi Noem’s Nest Predator Bounty Program, including a giveaway of approximately 16,500 live traps, at a cost of nearly $100,000, is her last-ditch effort to get South Dakota kids off the couch and playing outside. Eligible species for kids to kill…

Boise, IDAHO (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— Justin Webb, Executive Director of the Foundation for Wildlife Management, in front of the Capital steps today, says he has “seen the light” since recently being assessed with an IQ of 55, which puts him in the .2% percentile on the wrong side of…

Raleigh, NORTH CAROLINA (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— Gordon Myers, North Carolina’s Wildlife Resources Commissioner, began today floating a new plan he concocted for eliminating the remaining endangered red wolves in and around the Alligator River National Wildlife Refuge in eastern North Carolina. Commissioner Myers has announced a deal in principal…

Cheyenne, WYOMING (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— U.S. Rep. Liz Cheney of Wyoming was asked today at her press conference about her credentials on why Wyomingites should trust her outspoken position on delisting grizzly bears in the Greater Yellowstone Ecosystem. The response by Cheney was stunning to those in the room.…

Sacramento, CALIFORNIA (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— In a stunning move more than 10 states have funded and implemented a central Wildlife Abuser registry to track Wyoming wildlife policy makers if they cross their state lines. The consortium of states participating in the new Wildlife Abuser Registry was very clear on…

Boise, IDAHO (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— Friday morning, at the state capital, Idaho Republican Rep. Christy Zito lead the approval in the House to shift $200,000 from the K-6 education fund to purchase and distribute 40,000 copies of Little Red Riding Hood to legal age Idaho voters for educational purposes.…

ATLANTA, GEORGIA (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— Ten states have approved Trap the Trapper contests, which will allow wildlife preservationists to choose up to (3) well known and politically vocal state trappers, and up to (3) state wildlife agency leaders. If any of the chosen prey refuse to participate, they…