MONTANA BOWHUNTER SHOOTS SEC. ZINKE AFTER MISTAKING HIM FOR A NON-NATIVE DANGEROUS CRITTER

WHITEFISH, MONTANA (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— Secretary of Interior, Ryan Zinke, suffered non-life-threatening injuries after a bowhunter mistakes him for a dangerous non-native critter in the Piper Creek drainage in the Swan Valley Wednesday morning. Montana Fish, Wildlife & Parks officials report the bowhunter noticed movement next to a tree…

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Unnamed bowhunter shortly after Zinke injury.
DIRECTOR OF WASHINGTON FISH & WILDLIFE SHARES HIS CONCERN TO PROTECT COWS ON NATIONAL FORESTS FOR HIS GRANDCHILDREN

SPOKANE, WASHINGTON (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— Kelly Susewind, the head of Washington Department of Fish & Wildlife, visited Spokane today to field questions and share his concern for protecting cows on Washington’s national forests for generations to come, in spite of wildlife and public opinion challenges. Based on his remarks, Kelly…

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Director Kelly Susewind shares concerns on wolves threat to cows on public lands.
WYOMING GAME & FISH OFFERS HUNTERS AN EXPLOSIVE BACKPACK TO HANDLE AGGRESSIVE GRIZZLIES AFTER JUDGE OVERTURNS DELISTING RULING

CHEYENNE, Wyoming (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— WYGF Director, Scott Talbott, announced a new grizzly bear deterrent tool today. Wyoming hunters and ranchers can now purchase a WYGF designed 10-pound explosive lethal BOOM Grizzly Backpack (camo or hunter green option) to hurl at any grizzly that they feel might give them a…

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Wyoming Game & Fish now offering the BOOM Grizzly Backpack as a fundraiser and hunter safety tool.
DECEASED 1970s TOBACCO LEADERS IN HELL THANK TRUMP ON NOMINATING A FORMER MONSANTO EXECUTIVE AS DIRECTOR OF USFWS

WASHINGTON D.C. (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— Helmut Wakeham, the deceased Head of R&D of Philip Morris, reached up to President Donald J. Trump earlier today from HELL to express how excited they all were for him to personally help the dead tobacco boys justify inviting the first woman and African American…

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President Trump nominated AURELIA SKIPWITH to be Director of the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service.
WASHINGTON STATE RANCHER AND “MY HOLY COW” CULT LEADER, LEN McIRVIN, HOLDS EMERGENCY MEETING AS RUMORS SWIRL AROUND HIM

STEVENS COUNTY, Washington (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— Len McIrvin, the leader of the recently exposed underground cult of Washington state politicians, My Holy Cow, called an emergency meeting among his top prophet council, according to the Seattle Times. Once again, the Paper had an undercover reporter inside the meeting secretly…

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Len McIrvin, in baseball cap, prior to his "My Holy Cow" cult meeting with county commissioners and other politician cult members.
TRUMP BEDAZZLES AUDIENCE OF THIRD-GRADERS ON ARGUMENT AGAINST CLIMATE CHANGE

WASHINGTON D.C. (Enviro Snowflake Brief)—President Donald J. Trump flexed his razor sharp debate skills using his broad knowledge of science to try and convince an urban Washington D.C. third-grade class on why they should grow-up and ignore climate change. The President was “on his game” as he picked a…

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President Trump visits a third-grade classroom taking questions on climate change.
POLITICIANS IN WASHINGTON STATE ARE EXPOSED BY THE SEATTLE TIMES TO BE MEMBERS OF A CULT LIKE SECRET SOCIETY LEAD BY WELFARE RANCHER LEN McIRVIN

SPOKANE, Washington (Enviro Snowflake Brief)—Rumors have swirled for years in eastern Washington about the secret society of McIrvin worshipers (his followers call him My Holy Cow), and today, the Seattle Times goes to press with photos, videos, text messages, and taped phone calls, supporting the paper’s fourteen-month investigation. In…

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Welfare rancher, Len McIrvin, exposed as cult leader of "My Holy Cow" secret society followed by state politicians.
GOVERNOR OTTER GIVES IDAHO FISH & GAME COMISSIONER AN HONORARY DINNER AND PHOTO EXHIBIT OF ALL THE ANIMALS HE KILLED ON HIS AFRICAN HUNTING TRIP

BOISE, Idaho (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— Idaho Fish & Game commissioner Blake Fischer was given a “hero’s welcome” with a Governor hosted gala dinner and photo exhibition upon returning from his African trophy hunting trip. Gov. Otter proudly and glowingly pointed to Fischer’s gallery of photos, with the centerpiece of the…

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Idaho Fish & Game Commissioner Blake Fischer poses with a family of baboons he killed in Africa.
MELANIA CAUGHT SMUGGLING AN ELEPHANT TUSK BUT SAYS SHE’S BEING BULLIED AROUND THE WORLD

WASHINGTON D.C. (Enviro Snowflake Brief)—U.S. Custom officials held First Lady, Melania Trump, in the Customs Office for two hours after officers discovered portions of an elephant tusk in her $170,000 Michael Clarke’s Louis Vuitton Luxury Trunk that returned with her from Kenya. It took a call from Secretary of…

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Melania Trump in her pith helmet on a safari in Nairobi, Kenya. Photograph: Carlo Allegri/Reuters
MAN WALKING ACROSS AMERICA TO FIND THE GOOD IN PEOPLE ENCOUNTERS WISCONSIN BEAR HOUNDERS, THEN RUNS TOWARD CANADA

SAULT STE. MARIE, Ontario,Canada (Enviro Snowflake Brief)—James Smith, 50, set out on foot from York Haven, Pennsylvania to walk across America in search of decency and compassion. His 3,000-mile journey abruptly changed course Sunday after being shaken to the core from a chance encounter in the Chequamegon-Nicolet National Forest…

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James Smith abruptly stops his walk across America after encounter with Wisconsin bear hound hunters.