SEARCH & RESCUE OPERATION TO FIND IDAHO U.S. CONGRESSIONAL DELEGATION’S STOLEN TESTICLES

BOISE, IDAHO (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— U.S. Sens. Mike Crapo and Jim Risch, along with Rep. Mike Simpson, held an unannounced press conference today to admit their testicles (two each) were taken hostage, and are stashed in a powerful Idaho rancher’s saddle bag. The Idaho High Plains Moocher rancher mafia…

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When a predator or pet bites down on the M-44 bomb, or an unsuspecting person kicks it, the device disperses lethal sodium cyanide. Idaho politicians have a change of heart?
STEVE McLAUGHLIN EXPOSED AS THE CHIEF DIAPER CHANGER FOR LEN McIRVIN’S “MY HOLY COW” WASHINGTON BASED CULT

STEVENS COUNTY, WASHINGTON (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— The Seattle Times reports today another Washington state public figure, Steve McLaughlin, a failed candidate for commissioner of public lands in 2016, is now exposed as a member of the underground cult, Len McIrvin’s My Holy Cow.   An embedded source inside the…

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Steve McLaughlin has been exposed today by the Seattle Times as the Chief Diaper Changer for Len McIrvin’s “My Holy Cow” cult.
GOV. KATE BROWN TO RECEIVE A RECOGNITION AWARD FROM OREGON’S CATTLEMEN ASSOCIATION FOR HER ACTIONS TO STOP WOLF RECOVERY IN ITS TRACKS

SALEM, OREGON (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— An anonymous source, who works for Oregon’s Cattlemen Association, revealed an upcoming award ceremony to be held in Wallowa County secretly honoring Oregon Gov. Kate Brown for her significant contributions to Oregon wolf recovery being stopped in its tracks. Gov. Brown will apparently receive a…

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An anonymous source from Oregon’s Cattlemen Association has exposed a secret award ceremony for Gov. Brown to recognize her ongoing damage to wolf recovery.
SOUTH DAKOTA GOVERNOR SAYS HER KID FRIENDLY PREDATOR TRAPPING PROGRAM IS THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE THE STATE’S CHILDREN

Rapid City, SOUTH DAKOTA (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— Gov. Kristi Noem’s Nest Predator Bounty Program, including a giveaway of approximately 16,500 live traps, at a cost of nearly $100,000, is her last-ditch effort to get South Dakota kids off the couch and playing outside. Eligible species for kids to kill…

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South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem reminisces about the fun she had as a child killing trapped animals with Grandma.
IDAHO’S “FOUNDATION FOR WILDLIFE MANAGEMENT” STUNNINGLY REVERSES MISSION TO NOW PROTECT GRAY WOLVES FROM IRRATIONAL PERSECUTION

Boise, IDAHO (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— Justin Webb, Executive Director of the Foundation for Wildlife Management, in front of the Capital steps today, says he has “seen the light” since recently being assessed with an IQ of 55, which puts him in the .2% percentile on the wrong side of…

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Justin Webb, Executive Director, for The Foundation for Wildlife Destruction, has a change of heart.
NORTH CAROLINA WILDLIFE RESOURCES COMMISSIONER PROPOSES PLAN TO MOVE ENDANGERED RED WOLVES TO A CARNIVAL CRUISE SHIP

Raleigh, NORTH CAROLINA (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— Gordon Myers, North Carolina’s Wildlife Resources Commissioner, began today floating a new plan he concocted for eliminating the remaining endangered red wolves in and around the Alligator River National Wildlife Refuge in eastern North Carolina. Commissioner Myers has announced a deal in principal…

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North Carolina Wildlife Resources Commissioner Gordon Myers' new red wolf extinction plan involves Carnival Cruise Lines.
LIZ CHENEY CLAIMS RECEIVING WILDLIFE BIOLOGY CREDENTIALS FROM LUCKY CHARMS CEREAL BOX

Cheyenne, WYOMING (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— U.S. Rep. Liz Cheney of Wyoming was asked today at her press conference about her credentials on why Wyomingites should trust her outspoken position on delisting grizzly bears in the Greater Yellowstone Ecosystem. The response by Cheney was stunning to those in the room.…

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U.S. Rep. Liz Cheney talks about receiving her wildlife biology credentials in a box of Lucky Charms,
WYOMING OFFICIALS REQUIRED TO REGISTER LIKE SEX OFFENDERS FOR THEIR CRIMES AGAINST WILDLIFE

Sacramento, CALIFORNIA (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— In a stunning move more than 10 states have funded and implemented a central Wildlife Abuser registry to track Wyoming wildlife policy makers if they cross their state lines. The consortium of states participating in the new Wildlife Abuser Registry was very clear on…

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Wyoming Game & Fish, and the state legislature, supports "snowmobile coyote whacking."
IDAHO HOUSE VOTES TO SHIFT $200,000 FROM THE K-6 EDUCATION FUND TO PURCHASE 40,000 COPIES OF “LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD”

Boise, IDAHO (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— Friday morning, at the state capital, Idaho Republican Rep. Christy Zito lead the approval in the House to shift $200,000 from the K-6 education fund to purchase and distribute 40,000 copies of Little Red Riding Hood to legal age Idaho voters for educational purposes.…

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The Idaho state House votes to purchase 40,000 copies of Little Red Riding Hood for wolf education purposes.
“TRAP THE TRAPPER” CONTEST LAUNCHES IN MULTIPLE STATES

ATLANTA, GEORGIA (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— Ten states have approved Trap the Trapper contests, which will allow wildlife preservationists to choose up to (3) well known and politically vocal state trappers, and up to (3) state wildlife agency leaders. If any of the chosen prey refuse to participate, they…

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Will the proverbial shoe be on the other foot in some states for trappers and FG officials?