A NEW GENETIC STUDY OF WISCONSIN HOUND HUNTERS FINDS 98% SHARE THE SAME GENE DEFECT

DOUGLAS COUNTY, WISCONSIN (Enviro Snowflake Brief- Not Real News)— A new scientific study of Wisconsin hound hunters finds a common gene defect (results in a rare anatomy distortion called micropenis) in 98% of the Wisconsin Bear Hunting Association hounder members, who participated in the the study for food stamps.…

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Scientists, in an attempt to try and explain the sadist and inhumane treatment of wildlife by hound hunters, conducted a new genetic study to find answers.
GOD SENDS NOAH DOWN FROM HEAVEN FOR A SECRET MEETING WITH TRUMP

WASHINGTON D.C. (Enviro Snowflake Brief- Not Real News)— In a stunning move by GOD, according to the Washington Post, our Heavenly Father arranged a private meeting for NOAH and President Donald J. Trump to discuss Trump’s recent gutting of the U.S. Endangered Species Act. The meeting took place last…

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In an unprecedented move by GOD, NOAH was given the impossible task of changing President Trump’s mind to save the Endangered Species Act.
GOV. INSLEE’S NEW “CATTLE CONTROL BOARD” AUTHORIZES LETHAL ACTION ON PUBLIC LAND GRAZING COWS TO IMPROVE SOCIAL TOLERANCE

OLYMPIA, WASHINGTON (Enviro Snowflake Brief- Not Real News)— Gov. Jay Inslee’s newly formed Cattle Control Board announced today the first ever U.S. “Cattle Kill Order” on public lands.  Non-lethal methods to control cattle from disturbing native wildlife are failing today, and public sentiment hit a tipping point this summer.…

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A long litany of abuses of grazing cattle on public lands by self-entitled Washington private livestock owners pushed the public to demand and get change.
WASHINGTON RANCHER, LEN McIRVIN, LAUNCHES GOFUNDME CAMPAIGN TO PAY FOR STATE OFFICIALS CARNIVAL CRUISE

STEVENS COUNTY, WASHINGTON (Enviro Snowflake Brief- Not Real News)— Eastern Washington cattle rancher, Len McIrvin, who is the face of endangered wolves being killed by the state, launched a GoFundMe campaign yesterday to raise funds to pay off his Sam’s Club Mastercard by empathetic Stevens County residents. McIrvin complains…

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Len McIrvin and grandson Justin Hedrick looking forward to seeing more dead wolves on his public land grazing allotments in the Profanity Peak area.
ANDERSON COOPER’S EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH GRAY WOLF 1084M, WHO MIRACULOUSLY ESCAPED WYOMING TO COLORADO

DENVER, Colorado (Enviro Snowflake Brief- Not Real News)— CBS News 60 MINUTES co-anchor and CNN icon, Anderson Cooper, conducted an exclusive interview with the 3-year-old black male Wyoming gray wolf, 1084M, who traversed for over a year from deadly Wyoming to the somewhat safe wolf haven today of Colorado.…

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Wyoming wolf 1084M successfully escaped the worst wolf state in the country, after a perilous year journey to Colorado.
THE WYOMING GAME & FISH CHRONIC WASTING DISEASE CITIZEN WORKING GROUP JUST GOT SMALLER

CHEYENNE, WYOMING (Enviro Snowflake Brief- Not Real News)— Wyoming Game and Fish Department’s newlyformed citizen working committee to address chronic wasting disease was surprisingly given a last minute screening test to qualify for the group by WYFG Director, Brian Nesvik, yesterday, and shockingly, more than half of the members…

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Wyoming elk winter feeding grounds are a concern for spreading chronic wasting disease, but WYGF tells the public not to worry.
NATIONAL PARK SERVICE REQUESTED TO CAPTURE GRIZZLIES FOR CANNED HUNT FOR “SALUTE TO AMERICA” CELEBRATION

WASHNGTON D.C. (Enviro Snowflake Brief- Not Real News)— The National Park Service has been asked to capture and deliver four live grizzly bears from Yellowstone National Park for a “canned hunt” as part of President Trump’s “Salute to America” celebration, according to two individuals familiar with the arrangement. According…

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Trump’s “Salute to America” celebration is attempting to include a canned hunt of Yellowstone grizzlies thanks to Don Jr.’s influence.
A DANGEROUS CONTAGION FOUND IN WEST WING AND PRESIDENT TRUMP IS THE CARRIER

ATLANTA, Georgia (Enviro Snowflake Brief- Not Real News)—The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has discovered a deadly contagion outbreak in the West Wing, in which, astoundingly, President Trump is the confirmed carrier. Patients suffer physically with an invasive creeping orange hue to the hair and skin,…

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Late stage symptoms of the Trumpian Contagion include extreme head bloating of the orange kind, and a precipitous decline in the patient’s ability to tell the truth.
BRITISH COLUMBIA VOTERS APPROVE MANDATORY HUMAN TESTING OF NECK SNARE TRAPS

VANCOUVER, British Columbia (Enviro Snowflake Brief- Not Real News)— 72% of BC voters said “yes” to a stunning new requirement for the province's wildlife trapping policies involving neck snare traps to kill wolves, and inadvertently killing other non-targeted wildlife. The dramatic new policy requires “live” human trapping testing of…

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A citizen group as gained provincial approval at the ballot box that will now require an annual government official and Trapper Association executive to participate in “live” outdoor human testing of snare traps in a gamification scenario.
CANADIAN OFFICIALS CONFIRM WOLVES RESPONSIBLE FOR CLEAR- CUTTING CARIBOU HABITAT

VICTORIA, British Columbia (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— According to a joint statement released by British Columbia and Alberta province officials, the real culprit driving caribou to extinction is habitat loss, but not from logging, but from the gray wolf clear-cutting critical and life-sustaining caribou habitat. The government points to Rob Serrouya,…

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British Columbia officials tour caribou habitat declaring a new study proves wolves are clear-cutting forests with their teeth.