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BLOOMINGTON, Minnesota (Enviro Snowflake Brief) August 8, 2038— Dr. Walter Palmer was the last living member of the long defunct trophy hunting Safari Club. In addition, Palmer was infamous with older wildlife advocates for the outrage he stirred 23 years ago when he killed Cecil the Lion, who…
WASHINGTON, D.C. (Enviro Snowflake Brief)—A former EPA executive turned whistleblower has implicated, with evidence, ethics violations by Acting EPA Director, Andrew Wheeler, for hidden investments in “urban breathing mask” Swedish company, Airinum. The New York Times reported Sunday night recorded conversations exist between Mr. Wheeler and former EPA…
CHEYENNE, Wyoming (Enviro Snowflake Brief) Wyoming Game & Fish announced today a hunting lottery to win a permit to accompany Secretary Interior Ryan Zinke and Donald Trump Jr. on a one-of-a-kind Wolf Den Pup Hunt next Spring. WYGF says the genesis the fundraising event was sparked by the…
LAURIER, Washington (Enviro Snowflake Brief). A startling transformation shared in the Capital Press today by Len McIrvin, the unapologetic wolf hating public land rancher in eastern Washington. McIrvin explains why he is turning his Diamond M Ranch into a gray wolf sanctuary, paired with a cow petting zoo,…
SALT LAKE CITY, Utah (Enviro Snowflake Brief). Senator Mike Lee strutted in front of the cameras on the steps of the Romanesque city hall building on Monday to announce what he feels will be part of his legacy to Utah. “Less than an hour ago I gained a commitment…
WASHINGTON D.C.(Enviro Snowflake Brief). Today, President Donald J. Trump, flanked by his top economic advisors at a photo session in the Oval Office, wanted to make the news of the day about the quarter’s economic report. Unfortunately, as the AP photograph demonstrates, POTUS’s orange head, matching perfectly with…
CENTER CITY, Hell (Enviro Snowflake Brief). News came out of Hell last night that plans are underway by deceased tobacco industry leaders to host a future luncheon for today's Monsanto agriculture chemical executives. The spokesman for the planning committee in Hell, Helmut Wakeham, the deceased Head of Research…
BOISE, Idaho (Enviro Snowflake Brief). Three-time elected Governor Gov. C.L. "Butch" Otter is doing his part to suppress Idaho’s future generations of the conservation movement to protect the state’s wild places and predators. In a bold move, the Governor has ceased all school and public library copies of…
WASHINGTON D.C. (Enviro Snowflake Brief) — In an interview with Fox News’ Sean Hannity last night, First Lady, Melania Trump, was contrite in blaming herself for the President’s media perceived failed performance with Vladimir Putin. Prior to the President’s historic meeting, she felt the damage was done in Ireland…
WASHINGTON D.C. (Enviro Snowflake Brief) — Vice President Mike Pence has reportedly returned from Oregon after helping “Mother” ink a partnership to expand nationally the only remaining Blockbuster store located in Bend, Oregon. A VP staffer close to the family confirmed the partnership Lucas Oil founder, Forrest Lucas,…
