Vancouver, BRITISH COLUMBIA (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— Takaya, British Columbia’s beloved lone wolf, crossed the Rainbow Bridge on March 24, 2020 after a hunter’s piercing bullet sent him to the afterlife, but his spirit now speaks.
In a groundbreaking interview with renowned ecologist, Jane Goodall, conducted at the edge of heaven and earth, Takaya quoted the hollow words, not of his killer, but of his complicit government kidnapper.
“Nature is nature, and you can’t predict what’s going to happen,” said the conservation officer, after tranquillizing Takaya, carrying him upside down, dumping him into a barrel, and releasing him in unfamiliar, perilous territory.
Takaya’s afterlife wise eyes and reflective growl told Jane Goodall, “I know, based on actions, the humans playing God with provincial wildlife killing polices either have no idea what nature is, or why Mother Nature pleads in the wind for co-existence.”
“It always makes me scratch my belly when I hear humans in charge talk about ‘nature will be nature,’ but these humans defend and protect the earth’s most prolific serial killers- trappers and hunters killing us and others for sport,” stated Takaya.
On March 24, 2020, the (slob) hunter leaned on his pick-up truck a mere 15 feet from Takaya after a chance fatal encounter. The wolf hating, anonymous trophy hunter’s bullet entered near Takaya’s left shoulder and tore the unsuspecting, beloved Vancouver Island wolf apart.
Takaya, in his afterlife, told Ms. Goodall he realizes his shortened life on earth, was a necessary sacrifice to help inspire British Columbian humans to challenge Premier Horgan to stop the slaughter of 1,000 wolves each year in BC.
Vancouver Island’s most famous sea wolf had fans locally around Vancouver Island, across BC, and millions around the world- thanks to Takaya’s tolerance and trust. Humans saw him for eight years just live a life, and he could trust they would let him… until they didn’t.
Takaya concluded the interview with Jane Goodall giving some ominous insight into where certain humans go in the afterlife.
“After crossing the Rainbow Bridge and the beauty that consumed me, I was not unpleased to see a sign pointing to a spiral staircase going down into flames- PREDATOR HUNTERS AND TRAPPERS WELCOME TO YOUR AFTERLIFE.”
Jacine Jadresko, the self-anointed, Inked Huntress, from Victoria, appears to have a future date here I’m told by a recently arriving Vancouver Island wolf family,” added Takaya.
Takaya is “Cecil” the Wolf,” but will the public insist Premier Horgan make it mean something for the wolves on Vancouver Island, and across British Columbia?
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