VP PENCE WAS SEEN AT TRUMP’S WEST VIRGINIA RALLY SELLING BLOCKBUSTER FRANCHISES

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Vice President Mike Pence and wife Karen, walking over to their Blockbuster booth at Trump rally.

CHARLESTON, West Virginia (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— Vice President Mike Pence and his wife, “Mother,” this week were seen in the lobby at the Charleston Civic Center in Charleston, WV, in the middle of an elaborate exhibit booth selling franchise licenses for the defunct Blockbuster video chain.

Multiple reporters from various media outlets covering the President’s rally were told by excited coal miners that indeed the Blockbuster booth was in the lobby, and Mike and Karen “Mother” Pence were in charge of it.

However, Secret Service agents would not allow any media in the area of Vice President Pence’s booth, and thus, no photos were taken to capture the unusual scene.

Jack Livingston, a 43-year-old coal miner from Coal City was ecstatic in telling one reporter, “VP Pence knows his stuff! He told me Blockbuster is coming back in a big way and now was the time to jump in.”

Another MAGA hat wearing coal miner, Pug Johnson, told the Washington Post, “The real talker in the booth was VP Pence’s wife, Mother. That lady knows Blockbuster!”

According to multiple miners at the rally, the slogan Vice President Pence used was “If President Donald J. Trump can bring back coal, then the Pence’s can revive Blockbuster.”

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Michael Treehuggins

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