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GOV. KEMP AND HIS COVID-19 TASK FORCE CELEBRATE “REOPENING GEORGIA” WITH WILLY WONKA’S “LICKABLE WALLPAPER”

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Gov. Kemp graciously lets his Covid-19 Task Force experience Willy Wonka’s “lickable wallpaper” first, before he dives into the snozzberries.

Atlanta, GEORGIA (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp, accompanied by his Covid-19 Task Force, gathered at Hartsfield–Jackson Atlanta International Airport  at daybreak this morning to meet Willy Wonka, who had graciously donated his “LICKABLE WALLPAPER” for them to enjoy on this momentous “back to work” day.  

Willy Wonka told Kemp’s gathering that this was no ordinary Willy Wonka lickable wallpaper.

“Welcome my friends, welcome to my custom-made Gov. Kemp “LICKABLE WALLPAER” party. Lick an orange, NO, it doesn’t taste like an orange… lick a pineapple, NO, it doesn’t taste like a pineapple. You see friends, snozzberries taste like snozzberries, ah but, strawberries, oranges, pineapples, everything tastes like, yes, snozzberries for Gov. Kemp and his team!”

“Go ahead try it,” sang out Willy Wonka.

Gov. Brian Kemp was grinning ear to ear, and spoke to the crowd. “Everybody loves a celebration and now that I decided we beat Covid-19 today, Georgians are back getting tattoos, manicures, haircuts… so they will look good at the bowling alley tonight.”

“Ya’ll give it a lick and then let me linger a bit with those snozzberries,” gushed the Governor.

Unfortunately, Willy Wonka became disturbed when Kemp, after five minutes and a sore tongue, bumped into Willy as he paused his licking for a drink of water. “Sir, you bumped into me with your tank top and now, according to President Trump, I will have to drink Clorox to sterilize myself when I return to the Factory. You get NO MORE LICKING! Move him away from the wallpaper,” shouted a very angry Willy Wonka.

The entourage of five Oompa Loompa bodyguards blocked Kemp from getting his tongue near the snozzberry flavored lickable wallpaper again,” and he slumped away towards the exit as his Covid-19 Task Force followed him.

Before departing for his gate at Terminal 1, Willy Wonka told the media, “We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams, but Georgia you are brewing your own nightmare.”

“The suspense here is terrible…I hope it’ll last until I get back to the CHOCOLATE FACTORY,” and Willy was gone leaving Georgia with Brian Kemp.

Michael Treehuggins

Michael Treehuggins created the Enviro Snowflake Brief to try and give laughter therapy to all his fellow frustrated conservationists in these challenging political times. Let’s laugh, cry, and vote.