Monthly Archives: January 2020

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IDAHO OFFICIALS NAMED TO THE “WILDLIFE ABUSER REGISTRY” REQUIRING A GPS ANKLE BRACELET WHEN VISITING OTHER STATES

SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— Multiple Idaho officials will be named to the national Wildlife Abuser Registry, according to our sources. Idaho has earned it! The Wildlife Abuser Registry was established in early 2019 by a consortium of states under public pressure and concern by citizens to track the…

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January 27, 2020
Read more about the article IDAHO OFFICIALS NAMED TO THE “WILDLIFE ABUSER REGISTRY” REQUIRING A GPS ANKLE BRACELET WHEN VISITING OTHER STATES
Idaho officials’ wildlife policies pander to welfare ranchers, science denying hunters, and federal government conspiracy theory white nationalists, who all demand the state kill wolves as cruelly and as many as possible.
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BRITISH COLUMBIA OFFICIALS SWEEP THIS YEAR’S “ROTTEN WHITEBARK PINE NUT” AWARDS

VICTORIA, B.C. (Enviro Snowflake Brief- Not Real News)— Rotten Whitebark Pine Nut award season is here again, and British Columbia officials are pounding their chest this morning, and rightfully so, after winning three big awards for their southern mountain caribou preservation policies. And how deserving B.C. officials are as…

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January 13, 2020
Read more about the article BRITISH COLUMBIA OFFICIALS SWEEP THIS YEAR’S “ROTTEN WHITEBARK PINE NUT” AWARDS
The province of B.C. is racing to save its dwindling numbers of woodland caribou by convincing the public “it’s those damn wolves.”