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WASHINGTON D.C. (Enviro Snowflake Brief- Not Real News)— A spokesman for the U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service (USFWS) confirmed today that as many as 12 state Fish & Game agencies, under public pressure, are reluctantly implementing an IQ TEST that all hunters and trappers must pass in order to…
Los Angeles, California (Enviro Snowflake Brief- Not Real News)—Dr. Phil’s newest episode is a close look under the hood at what type of man purposely stalks and shoots the most famous and beloved wolf in Yellowstone National Park. “I love life, but not everything in it. I love…
WASHINGTON D.C. (Enviro Snowflake Brief- Not Real News)— William Perry Pendley, the Acting Director of the Bureau of Land Management (BLM), says wildlife is the greatest threat facing our public lands, and he’s the MAN to face it down. Pendley spoke of an “existential threat” to our public…
JACKSON HOLE, WYOMING (Enviro Snowflake Brief- Not Real News)— During a symposium for state Fish & Game Directors held in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, Rudi Giuliani was introduced to lead an investigation for a consortium of state agencies to try and expose what they claim are "ongoing defamation tactics…
WASHINGTON D.C. (Enviro Snowflake Brief- Not Real News)— Fish & Wildlife Director nominee, Aurelia Skipwith, says she is coming into the job inspired to prove "extinction is overrated." Skipwith said she hoped “to lead the service in achieving a conservation legacy of extinction beginning with grizzly bears in the…
MILL VALLEY, CALIFORNIA (Enviro Snowflake Brief- Not Real News)— The Resilient Agriculture Group (RAG), fronted by several local figures known for pro-farming political positions, have gained National Park Service support to consider an “alternative preferred plan” to remove and ban any human not associated with the hardworking ranchers…
SPOKANE, WASHINGTON (Enviro Snowflake Brief- Not Real News)— Bill Kemp, a Washington retired cross country coach finds himself as the newest member of Washington’s Wolf Advisory Group. What a “get!” Mr. Kemp told members he took a class on wildlife biology 40 years ago, and now has a…
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA (Enviro Snowflake Brief- Not Real News)— Paramount Studios and C3 Entertainment announced today the next Three Stooges reboot, which will be a dark comedy/reality TV style film featuring real live stooges to star and to direct- exclusively shot on location in Washington’s Colville National Forest. The roles…
DOUGLAS COUNTY, WISCONSIN (Enviro Snowflake Brief- Not Real News)— A new scientific study of Wisconsin hound hunters finds a common gene defect (results in a rare anatomy distortion called micropenis) in 98% of the Wisconsin Bear Hunting Association hounder members, who participated in the the study for food stamps.…
WASHINGTON D.C. (Enviro Snowflake Brief- Not Real News)— In a stunning move by GOD, according to the Washington Post, our Heavenly Father arranged a private meeting for NOAH and President Donald J. Trump to discuss Trump’s recent gutting of the U.S. Endangered Species Act. The meeting took place last…
