SEATTLE, Washington (Enviro Snowflake Brief)—Early this morning, Washington Governor Jay Inslee was shocked to see hundreds of leaflets falling from the sky onto the mansion lawn, as he sipped his cappuccino latte. As he read the leaflets, he realized the powerful Washington welfare rancher mafia managed to block his office from all news events relating to endangered gray wolves being executed at the request of ranchers on public lands.

Gov. Jay Inslee exclaimed, “If only I had known!”

Gov. Inslee was distraught to learn the conservationist voters who helped elect him assumed his silence to the wolves’ plight was just another politician unable to stand up for wildlife and public lands over Washington’s welfare ranching mafia.

Gov. Inslee told the gathered reporters outside his office, “The WDFW work is to ‘preserve, protect and perpetuate’ wildlife, not privately-owned cows on public lands.”

The gorilla type communication tactic (leaflets dropped by air) was deployed by a consortium of wildlife conservation groups out of desperation for help from the democratic governor.

Brooks Fahy, Executive Director of Predator Defense explained, “A mother wolf was gunned down last Friday just two-weeks after her five-month old juvenile pup was shot. We realized the deafening silence from Gov. Inslee on wolf conservation and the ranching industry was a red flag that he could not possibly be getting the news.”

One conservation advocate said, “I figured Gov. Inslee must be blocked by the welfare rancher mafia from seeing our petitions and thousands of phone calls to his office. It all makes sense now.”     (NOT REAL NEWS)

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