Helena, MONTANA (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— Two Montana lawmakers are introducing a bill that could significantly expand the killing of gray wolves in Montana, with the goal to bring canis lupus to the brink of extinction in the state. Shockingly, “wolf child molestation” is the “why,” according to these legislators.
The anti-wolf legislators, Sen. Bob Brown and Rep. Paul Fielder, both Republicans from Thompson Falls, claim several of their constituents in northwest Montana, who are ranchers and Outfitters, witnessed horrifying scenes last year of lone gray wolves stalking and charging young children and inappropriately humping the children’s leg, and urinating on their shoes.
Rep. Fielder said in an interview he believes once most Montanans hear about the “wolf molesters” the state will finally have public support to get on a faster track to eliminate these evil creatures.
Sen. Brown was asked what proof any of the ranchers or outfitters have to verify the claim of wolves behaving so badly. “Can you prove to me Trump didn’t win in a landslide except for cheating… no, we don’t have any evidence to present here either, but can any wildlife biologist prove wolves don’t do it,” Brown said with a smirk.
Sen. Brown’s bill is to re-classify wolves to a new species classification, which he is calling “predator molester.” Under Brown’s new “predator molester” status the iconic gray wolf could be killed year-round without a license, legalizing inhumane and indiscriminate snares for wolf trappers, hunting at night, and allowing private paid bounties (out of state hate groups) for wolf kills.
“Of course, you will also be able to legally run them over in your snowmobile, like Montanans can legally do by law with coyotes today- we call it coyote whacking.” added Rep. Paul Fielder.
“If this anti-wolf law passes, one of Montana’s most iconic species will face a dismal future,” said Erin Edge, senior Rockies and Plains representative at Defenders of Wildlife. “Montana has already experienced a life without wolves in the past—I hope that we won’t make the same mistake again.”
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