Grand Junction, COLORADO (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— The controversial Acting Director for the Bureau of Land Management (BLM), William Perry Pendley, has barricaded himself inside his Grand Junction office, and he is threatening to sell off all public lands in Montana to his oil and gas friends, if BLM Law Enforcement…

CHOCOLATE FACTORY, USA (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— After years of remaining silent, Willy Wonka stepped out of the shadows of his self-exile from the public to provide indisputable photographic evidence that President Donald J. Trump was and is Willy’s original Oompa Loompa. It turns out Oompi Trumpy (Willy Wonka’s pet name)…