Stevens County, WASHINGTON (Satire by Enviro Snowflake Brief)— Washington Department of Fish and Wildlife Director, Kelly Susewind, under unduly pressure by Stevens County cattle rancher Len McIrvin, owner of Diamond M Ranch, schemed an unethical and illegal conspiracy to silence gray wolf advocates attempting to participate in the upcoming Wolf Advocacy Group (WAG) virtual conference.
At the insistence of McIrvin, Director Susewind hired a crafty cybercriminal to cross reference WAG members and public participants, who register for the Zoom conference, against a list of what McIrvin calls “wolf loving agitators.”
The Seattle Times, through an anonymous source inside the WDFW, is reporting the details of the nefarious WDFW cabal.
The few wolf advocates allowed to be members of the WAG would be locked on mute (a fabricated technical glitch) during the work session, and also mute any public comment by all McIrvin listed ‘wolf loving agitators’,” says the WDFW source.
In case any “wolf loving agitator” (language used inside WDFW walls) slips through to speak on the virtual meeting, Susewind’s resourceful cybercriminal consultant apparently would be able to launch disabling malware to their device.
“Director Susewind and Donny Martorello, who heads the wolf policy, told McIrvin enthusiastically, ‘we will overdeliver for you Mr. McIrvin- it’s our job.’ They are scared shitless of that old guy,” according to the anonymous WDFW source.
The Diamond M Ranch is responsible for 85% of the thirty plus endangered wolves killed by the state since 2012. McIrvin not only does not take serious preventive steps to safeguard its herds, but in some documented cases brings on the killings by leaving cattle near known wolf dens- all on public lands.
According the Seattle Times story, Susewind and McIrvin discussed on whether to add Governor Inslee to the muted list, but McIrvin laughed and said “fortunately Inslee is as scared of me as you boys- he can write another toothless letter to you Kelly.”
The self-entitled “welfare rancher,” Len McIrvin, has demonstrated his political power by directing our “wildlife protecting” state agency to actually create this mendacious plot to silence the outraged public.
Perhaps, the public’s backlash today will finally force Gov. Inslee to take real action to protect Washington wolves on public lands, after firing the leadership at WDFG.
Of course, Washingtonians hear he is the “environmental governor.”
(ESB-NOT REAL NEWS)
