WASHINGTON D.C. (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— The iconic comedian George Carlin once said, “never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups,” but scientists studying the unique effects of Covid-19 have determined it is no joke.

Dr. Anthony Fauci released a new study that included 75 Covid-19 patients who are clinically diagnosed as “really stupid people.” All of the study group patients attended a protest against wearing masks.

100% of the study group patients were found to be in a state incapable of critical thinking or reasonable emotional responses. “MRIs showed that the virus was in full attack of the prefrontal cortex (PFC) of the brain, said Dr. Fauci. The PFC gives us the potential to consider and voluntarily control our thinking, emotional responses, and behavior. 

“For some reason, Covid-19‘s viral ‘spike’ protein targets and attacks cells in the frontal lobe of the brain of “really stupid people” versus the general population who primarily suffer from an attack on their lungs,” explains Dr. Fauci. The study could not find any other common traits, whether ethnicity, age, or blood type, or even pre-existing conditions- just “really stupid people.”

In addition, the clinical study found the level of virus transmitted from one “really stupid person” to another was intense and immediate when large groups of this type of patient were in large groups.

Dr. Fauci says, “really stupid people” family members must lock them down, force a mask on them after taping their mouth, and know, if they get loose, they will quickly find and infect other “really stupid people.”   

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