WASHINGTON D.C. (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— The New York Times is reporting today that President Donald J. Trump has a rare genetic disorder called FU-linked severe combined empathy-deficiency (FU-SED), which causes the affected to be void of feeling empathy, or understanding other people’s grief.

The positive of Trump’s disorder is it surprisingly activates functioning antibodies for immunity to Covid-19. Finally, Americans now have a rationale of why President Trump does not ever wear a face mask.

The White House source, who leaked the story, told the New York Times, “Trump views his gene defect as his secret superpower that enables him to never lose focus on his narcissism. He now views the immunity to Covid-19 as a FU-SED bonus.”

The West Wing staffer leaking the story says Trump never wanted the public to find out about it. The President blames Jared Kushner, Senior Advisor to the President and Trump’s son-in-law, for demanding to be tested for the gene so “he too would not have to wear a mask.”  

Kushner, rarely can do wrong in the President’s eyes… until now.

“Too many staffers in the West Wing heard Jared’s high-pitched screams when he interrupted a Coronavirus Task Force meeting pleading his case that he has Trump’s special gene too, and Jared demanded to be tested for FU-SED,” detailed the New York Times source.

Jared Kushner will get tested next week for FU-SED, but for those who know Mr. Kushner, it is a safe bet he will join Trump as the two “maskless” unempathetic warriors in the West Wing.

“When I knew him, he seemed constitutionally incapable of considering the humanity of other people as a starting point, wrote Elizabeth Spiers, a former editor at the New York Observer, describing Jared Kushner in a Washington Post Op-Ed.

Dr. Ewelina Mamcarz of St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital speculated that Kushner is likely not the last Trump administration official who will eventually test positive for FU-linked severe combined empathy-deficiency.

Stephen Miller’s wife gets Covid-19, but Miller is negative- FU-SED? 

(ESB-NOT REAL NEWS)