WASHINGTON D.C. (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— President Donald J. Trump is wielding the claim again that he has “total” authority in the pandemic crisis, out of his fear more Republican voters will die before the election than Democrats. He is demanding “blue” states mirror the most aggressive “red” state’s reopening plans.  

Trump will require all “blue” states to immediately follow Gov. Brian Kemp of Georgia’s reopening plan by Monday, May11.

Constitution experts are dumbfounded and outright astonished that President Trump believes he has the authority to force Democratic state governors to follow Georgia’s re-opening plans.

According to several White House officials, the President has become increasingly spooked that Democratic Governors are taking a more conservative, science-based approach to reopening businesses than Republican lead states, which he knows will inevitably result in less Democrat voters falling to the virus than Republicans.

“This is a bigly problem for us,” Trump told top White House staff in a meeting to launch his new task-force, named Blue Lives Matter-Not More Less.

At the White House briefing today, press secretary, Kayleigh McEnany, explained this is simply about the President “assuring a level playing field for the election.”

“Let’s be real gang, Democrats need their hair and nails done as much as Republicans, and who doesn’t want to go bowling most weekend nights, so this should be a nonissue,” McEnany said.

Chief of Staff, Mark Meadows, said on Fox News today, “The Covid-19 death projections are foreshadowing a huge gap between Republicans lost versus Democrats right now. We gotta stop the bleeding.”  

The TRUMP2020 Re-Election campaign will launch a social media effort to encourage Republicans to opt-in for “early voting” to mitigate the coronavirus “red” vote mortality disadvantage to Democrats expected by November.  

 (ESB-NOT REAL NEWS)