WASHINGTON D.C. (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— “Ah my base,” glowed Trump. “We will hold a TRUMP2020 rally this weekend in Arizona, and so easy recruit all the temporary meat-packing plant workers the country needs, so forget about those losers scared to come to work for America.”
Trump was seething mad at his coronavirus press briefing on the White House lawn. After invoking the Defense Production Act to order plants to remain open during the coronavirus pandemic, Trump was embarrassed this morning when not a single worker showed at plants across the country dealing with Covid-19 outbreaks.
Earlier this week, major meat providers, like Tyson Foods, sounded the alarm to President Trump that meat plant shutdowns will cause severe shortages of antibiotic resistant meats, which will cause a chain reaction of disaster for the farm factory meat industry, beginning with Americans realizing how much better they feel without it.
John Tyson, Chairman of Board for Tyson Foods warned, “With a shortage of our factory farm meats, Americans would no doubt become healthier, and worse, many may then find their fickle outrage asking ‘why we treat our animals worse than airports treat our luggage’.”
For Trump’s part, he is plowing forward with his rally to recruit temporary meat processing plant workers from his hardcore supporters. A White House source says he told his staff, “My base will do whatever I tell them to do. It will be a beautiful thing to witness.”
The United Food and Commercial Workers International Union continues to express their members concerns for their health, and outrage at the government pressuring them to work, while denying them unemployment. The Union’s only response to “scab” MAGA hat workers being bussed to the affected meat plants was “white people won’t last a day in there.”
Industry veterans in the factory farm meats supply chain fear if Trump doesn’t keep the meats flowing with his “old white guys,” most Americans will listen to the likes of Bill Maher- a regular thorn in their side.
“Ever wonder why 80% of pigs have pneumonia when they go to slaughter…we make them live in conditions that would make a zombie vomit,” Maher persuasively said on his HBO show last week.
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