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SEC. BERNHARDT AND ACTING BLM DIRECTOR PENDLEY’S PUBLIC LANDS SELLOFF ATTEMPT EXPOSED

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Bureau of Land Management, William Perry Pendley, and Sec. David Bernhardt have a lot of explaining to Americans on their public lands selloff scheme.

GRAND JUNCTION, COLORADO (Enviro Snowflake Brief)—Interior Sec. David Bernhardt and the Acting Director of the Bureau of Land Management (BLM), William Perry Pendley, developed a plan to swiftly sale the 250 million BLM managed public lands to ranchers and extraction friends, while the public and the media, rightfully so, are focused on the Covid-19 pandemic.

Several frustrated BLM employees leaked documents to the Denver Post today exposing Bernhardt and Pendley’s public lands “clearance sale.” The nefarious, swampy scheme was hatched as the coronavirus pandemic began to consume the U.S.

“Cease the day while Americans are scared shitless,” was those earth scorchers chant in closely held meetings- Bernhardt named it Opportunity Corona,” vented one of several outraged BLM whistleblowers.

An anonymous career DOI ecologist characterized the two as “Dr. Evil and his batshit crazy brother.”

Bernhardt, a career lobbyist for oil and gas, and Pendley, a self-avowed lifetime public lands hater and Sagebrush Rebellion sympathizer, are in charge of all Americans’ public lands, so what could go wrong?

After the story hit the news this morning, Pendley was sitting behind his desk in the Bureau of Land Management’s new headquarters in Grand Junction, Colorado around noon, with a backdrop of beautiful mesas and red rock canyons, flanked by two of his new taxpayers funded consultants for Opportunity Corona– Cliven and Ammon Bundy, when the press from every news outlet stormed the room for answers.    

Pendley’s friends, who are BLM neighboring building tenants, Chevron upstairs, and the Colorado Oil and Gas Association next door, surrounded Pendley’s desk to protect him from the media onslaught.

Although this story is just breaking today, President Trump was asked at his daily coronavirus briefing by CNN’s Jim Acosta if he knew of Bernhardt and Pendley’s Opportunity Coronavirus public lands selloff scheme, in which Trump replied, “Who? I take a million photos a day with fans, I don’t recall appointing them.”

This fast moving story will be updated as details become available.

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Michael Treehuggins

Michael Treehuggins created the Enviro Snowflake Brief to try and give laughter therapy to all his fellow frustrated conservationists in these challenging political times. Let’s laugh, cry, and vote.