SPOKANE, WASHINGTON (Enviro Snowflake Brief- Not Real News)— Bill Kemp, a Washington retired cross country coach finds himself as the newest member of Washington’s Wolf Advisory Group. What a “get!”
Mr. Kemp told members he took a class on wildlife biology 40 years ago, and now has a “sixth sense” about Washington’s native endangered gray wolves darkness.
WAG (Wolf Advisory Group) is an 18-person voluntary citizen group, which was created by Washington Department of Fish & Wildlife, and it is tasked with representing the interests of hunters, livestock ranchers, and rural residents who are relatives of hunters and ranchers. These enigmatic, blaze setting volunteers are known as WAGers.
Mr. Bill Kemp’s recent quotes to Group members assured his invitation to take one of the four open Wolf Advisory Group seats.
“My kids grew up going out into woods,” he said. “But now with the advent of the wolf, I’m hesitant to let my grandkids go into the woods by themselves.”
One insider at the WAG exuberantly said “all the WAGers knew Bill was ‘WAG material’ when he started talking wolves.”
“A true WAGer that Bill Kemp is through and through,” added the WAG insider source.
WDFW’s Wolf Policy Director, Donny Martorello, also gave his highest praise for Kemp being added to the Wolf Advisory Group.
“Oh, that Bill is such a WAGer! He will be great at WAGing” (WAGing is a ritualistic dance all WAG members perform when the High Plains Moocher, Len McIrvin, opens the door- get on their knees and obediently wag their asses in the air).
Another anonymous Wolf Advisory Group member told us, “Bill speaks about wolves with a tone of clairvoyance that few can.”
Kemp told members profoundly, “I just think it’s a matter of time before we have a wolf attack in this state.” Our WAG source said every WAGer in the room was nodding with him.
It is a curious concern shared by most WAG members, given there are only two cases in which wild wolves reportedly killed a human being in the last hundred years.
Bill Kemp sees a problem, and WAG members love him for it.
ESB attempted to reach Mr. Kemp for comment on our story, but a family member answering the home phone told our reporter Bill was wolf hunting in Wyoming this week since you can kill them year-round in most parts there.
