Monthly Archives: September 2019

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WASHINGTON’S WOLF ADVISORY GROUP (WAG) FINDS A “PLUM OF A PICK” TO BE A NEW “WAGer”

SPOKANE, WASHINGTON (Enviro Snowflake Brief- Not Real News)— Bill Kemp, a Washington retired cross country coach finds himself as the newest member of Washington’s Wolf Advisory Group. What a “get!” Mr. Kemp told members he took a class on wildlife biology 40 years ago, and now has a…

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September 26, 2019
Read more about the article WASHINGTON’S WOLF ADVISORY GROUP (WAG) FINDS A “PLUM OF A PICK” TO BE A NEW “WAGer”
Bill Kemp, owner of 300 acres of land in the Carpenter Ridge wolf pack range, joins the Washington Wolf Advisory Group.
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PARAMOUNT STUDIOS ANNOUNCES THE WASHINGTON PUBLIC LANDS AND WILDLIFE THEMED REBOOT OF THE “THREE STOOGES”

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA (Enviro Snowflake Brief- Not Real News)— Paramount Studios and C3 Entertainment announced today the next Three Stooges reboot, which will be a dark comedy/reality TV style film featuring real live stooges to star and to direct- exclusively shot on location in Washington’s Colville National Forest. The roles…

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September 9, 2019
Read more about the article PARAMOUNT STUDIOS ANNOUNCES THE WASHINGTON PUBLIC LANDS AND WILDLIFE THEMED REBOOT OF THE “THREE STOOGES”
Larry, Moe and Curly will be played by northeastern Washington local hunters and cow patty sniffers.
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A NEW GENETIC STUDY OF WISCONSIN HOUND HUNTERS FINDS 98% SHARE THE SAME GENE DEFECT

DOUGLAS COUNTY, WISCONSIN (Enviro Snowflake Brief- Not Real News)— A new scientific study of Wisconsin hound hunters finds a common gene defect (results in a rare anatomy distortion called micropenis) in 98% of the Wisconsin Bear Hunting Association hounder members, who participated in the the study for food stamps.…

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September 3, 2019
Read more about the article A NEW GENETIC STUDY OF WISCONSIN HOUND HUNTERS FINDS 98% SHARE THE SAME GENE DEFECT
Scientists, in an attempt to try and explain the sadist and inhumane treatment of wildlife by hound hunters, conducted a new genetic study to find answers.