ATLANTA, Georgia (Enviro Snowflake Brief- Not Real News)—The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has discovered a deadly contagion outbreak in the West Wing, in which, astoundingly, President Trump is the confirmed carrier. Patients suffer physically with an invasive creeping orange hue to the hair and skin,…

VANCOUVER, British Columbia (Enviro Snowflake Brief- Not Real News)— 72% of BC voters said “yes” to a stunning new requirement for the province's wildlife trapping policies involving neck snare traps to kill wolves, and inadvertently killing other non-targeted wildlife. The dramatic new policy requires “live” human trapping testing of…

VICTORIA, British Columbia (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— According to a joint statement released by British Columbia and Alberta province officials, the real culprit driving caribou to extinction is habitat loss, but not from logging, but from the gray wolf clear-cutting critical and life-sustaining caribou habitat. The government points to Rob Serrouya,…