BOISE, IDAHO (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— U.S. Sens. Mike Crapo and Jim Risch, along with Rep. Mike Simpson, held an unannounced press conference today to admit their testicles (two each) were taken hostage, and are stashed in a powerful Idaho rancher’s saddle bag. The Idaho High Plains Moocher rancher mafia…

STEVENS COUNTY, WASHINGTON (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— The Seattle Times reports today another Washington state public figure, Steve McLaughlin, a failed candidate for commissioner of public lands in 2016, is now exposed as a member of the underground cult, Len McIrvin’s My Holy Cow.   An embedded source inside the…