WASHINGTON D.C.(Enviro Snowflake Brief). Today, President Donald J. Trump, flanked by his top economic advisors at a photo session in the Oval Office, wanted to make the news of the day about the quarter’s economic report. Unfortunately, as the AP photograph demonstrates, POTUS’s orange head, matching perfectly with the orange flower arrangement, became the media story.

White House staffers inadvertently threw flames on the spotlight the flowers put on President Trump’s orange glow by claiming the flowers were deliberately planted by a disgruntled CNN reporter.

One White House anonymous staffer dubbed the event as “The Orange Flower Conspiracy.” She contends POTUS is furious for the obvious retaliation by CNN from an earlier banning controversy of one of their reporters.

The President was heard screaming in the Oval Office as the story hit the networks.

“My comb over today was the best ever done but I get ‘crickets’ from the media on that.”

The White House accused saboteur, CNN reporter Kaitlin Collins, says our anonymous sources have confirmed an eye witness saw Chief of Staff John Kelly place the flowers on the coffee table near the President.

Undoubtedly, “The Orange Flower Conspiracy”, is an evolving story.