WASHINGTON D.C. (Enviro Snowflake Brief) ­— Vice President Mike Pence has reportedly returned from Oregon after helping “Mother” ink a partnership to expand nationally the only remaining Blockbuster store located in Bend, Oregon.

A VP staffer close to the family confirmed the partnership Lucas Oil founder, Forrest Lucas, a close Pence ally, donor, and leading anti-animal rights advocate.

“Vice President Pence thought while his master, President Trump, was having a successful foreign relationship trip, it would afford him and Mother the time to consummate this once in a lifetime business opportunity, said the staffer.”

Karen, affectionately known as “Mother” to her husband Mike Pence, is poised to lead the revamp of the Blockbuster movie library.

“Karen’s focus with Blockbuster will be assuring there are no films that encourage the devil’s work, such as showing women in skirts, tight fitting shorts, and of course, men with no pants.”

Vice President Pence told his staff on Monday, according to our source, that just as he saw how much the country needed to bring back coal, “Mother and I are being blessed to do the same with Blockbuster for our fellow Americans.”

Forrest Lucas, who is also known for his battles against animal-rights advocates, says “there are a lot of good films out there where the dog dies in the end, and we want those front and center.”