WILSON, WYOMING–(Enviro SnowFlake Brief) Congresswoman Liz Cheney is back home in Wilson to focus on her pet project to rebrand Wyoming’s state slogan to “Wyoming, ForEver Dead”.
“We need to change the image around our state’s positive accomplishments this year. Of course, I’m not talking about dead people but of all the beautiful things we have fought so hard to kill here in Wyoming,” Cheney told local reporters.
The Congresswoman continued “hey, we got a hot streak going here.”
She spoke from the heart about the state’s proud plans to kill 32% more wolves than last year in close proximity to the borders of Yellowstone, to have their first grizzly hunt of the fragile species, and for Congress to ease regulations put on Wyoming ranchers so they can “get to killing some public land faster than in years past.”
According to Cheney, “we will get this done this year and 2019 car tags will be ready-Forever Dead.”
She concluded, “Wyomingites are just blessed out here, and I didn’t even mention coal’s comeback today.”
We reached out to Diane Shober, Executive Director for the Wyoming Office of Tourism, who just launched a $5.2 million ad campaign around a #ThatsWY, but discovered she abruptly resigned last night.
One anonymous WOT staffer said, “#That’sWYNot.”
