WASHINGTON D.C. (Enviro Snowflake Brief) —Interior Secretary Zinke’s face was awash in a genuine smile when he first learned last week of Pruitt’s departure from the EPA gloating to reporters that no one else was even close to catching him for Most Hated Award, other than Pruitt.
“I have prepared for this moment my whole life,” Zinke said in the hall outside after Pruitt’s announcement.
He continued in a celebratory tone, “Do you think it is easy to be hated by most Americans just because you have natural talent at it? Scott and I both share that natural talent, but when you combine that with the evil policies we get to implement for our Energy friends, just wow!”
Zinke did say he plans to take Scott Pruitt grizzly hunting this fall to cheer him up, along with Don Jr., on the back of his pickup parked just outside the Yellowstone National Park boundary- no hiking required.
“Can you think of three other hated guys better to go shoot some endangered species and take some broh photos,” the Secretary said, as he slammed the door in our face ending the interview.
