WASHINGTON D.C. (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— Hope Hicks officially left the White House this evening with a swollen forehead due to her new, and government required “T” forehead tattoo above her right eyebrow, per her agreement with the Justice Department.
Ms. Hicks was the first of the close-knit Donald J. Trump enablers to receive the tattoo, but more Trumpians including some Congress members will receive the red “T” forehead tattoo, if fortunate enough to avoid sedition charges.
Painfully, Ms. Hicks, a Trumpian enabler behind the scenes, confirmed the rumor Steven Miller is hiding under his desk refusing to leave, and panic stricken to receive his “T” forehead tattoo.
After the Senate convicted Donald Trump of sedition in his impeachment trial yesterday, January 19, the Justice Department’s Attorney General, Merrick Garland, took the extraordinary step to offer immunity to multiple Trump insurrection sycophants from federal charges of attempted sedition and incitement to riot, if they agreed to receive the “T” forehead tattoo.
All this transpired after the arrest of Donald J. Trump shortly after President Biden’s swearing in ceremony.
Attorney General Garland released a statement explaining the rationale for the quick agreement with some of the participants who incited the attempted sedition January 6, 2021. A full list of anarchists will be released tomorrow. However, a few, such as disgraced Rudy Giuliani and others, were not, nor will they be, offered any agreement to avoid charges.
“The country needs to heal and put this behind us. At the same time, it is imperative that corporate America, communities, neighbors, to an Uber driver, are warned when a Trumpian is in your mist- see something, say something,” explained Garland.
“No Trumpian anarchist accepting our “T” forehead tattoo agreement can rewrite their history in participating and enabling Donald J. Trump’s failed attempt at insurrection. It’s written indelibly on their face, added the AG.”
Attorney General Garland was emphatic he will not offer any deal for Giuliani, Rep. Brooks, Lin Wood, and at least two members of the Senate, which includes Sen. Cruz and Hawley.
Of course, Trump will remain in custody without bail until his trial in the fall of 2021.
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