WASHINGTON D.C. (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— Aides to a defeated President Donald J. Trump are privately expressing alarm for his addiction to the feeling of losing, and he simply cannot quit it. The soon to be former President demands more losing each day, in spite of his friends and children begging him to give it up “cold turkey.”
Dr. Jonathan Block, Director of the Loser Anonymous Institute, and a clinical psychologist specializing in the addictive behavior of obsessive losing syndrome says, “Individuals who are struck by this disorder are a danger to themselves in the late stages of the disease when they start running out of losing options.”
“The losses pile up to the point of sourcing a new loss to get that ‘fix’ is almost impossible, and it causes the afflicted, like Mr. Trump, deep and dangerous depression.”
Dr. Block has arranged a team of doctors from the Loser Anonymous Institute to meet Mr. Trump in Palm Beach at his Mar-a-Lago post presidency residence, thanks to his daughter, Ivanka, who realized weeks ago the seriousness of the “loser” disorder.
“The long sweat filled nights to break obsessive losing syndrome awaits Mr. Trump, and although the family has not told him yet, a relapse is likely unless friends and family can quarantine him from Rudy Giuliani,” explained the renowned clinical psychologist.
According to one Trump insider, “Trump’s disorder is magnified by Fox News not reporting his solid losses in the courts with enough fanfare or losing details. In layman’s terms, he can’t ‘get off’ on the loss if he hears the breaking news understated on Fox.”
“Yep, it’s endless channel surfing 24-7 between MSNBC and CNN these days for our soon to be former President suffering from this so-called obsessive losing syndrome – quite sad to see.”
Dr. Block’s biggest concern for Mr. Trump, in managing the disorder long term, is the reality once he is no longer President, his opportunity for losing on many fronts will be exponential.
“It’s like giving the keys to the Pharmacy to a drug addict.”