Monthly Archives: December 2019

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2020 HUNTING REFORM ACROSS STATES REQUIRING TROPHY HUNTERS AND TRAPPERS TO PASS AN IQ TEST

WASHINGTON D.C. (Enviro Snowflake Brief- Not Real News)— A spokesman for the U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service (USFWS) confirmed today that as many as 12 state Fish & Game agencies, under public pressure, are reluctantly implementing an IQ TEST that all hunters and trappers must pass in order to…

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December 26, 2019
Read more about the article 2020 HUNTING REFORM ACROSS STATES REQUIRING TROPHY HUNTERS AND TRAPPERS TO PASS AN IQ TEST
Multiple states will implement a mandatory IQ TEST for all hunters and trappers applying for predator tags in 2020.
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DR. PHIL EXPLORES THE TROUBLED MIND OF THE COOKE CITY GAS STATION OWNER WHO PURPOSELY KILLED THE MOST FAMOUS WOLF IN YELLOWSTONE

Los Angeles, California (Enviro Snowflake Brief- Not Real News)—Dr. Phil’s newest episode is a close look under the hood at what type of man purposely stalks and shoots the most famous and beloved wolf in Yellowstone National Park. “I love life, but not everything in it. I love…

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December 1, 2019
Read more about the article DR. PHIL EXPLORES THE TROUBLED MIND OF THE COOKE CITY GAS STATION OWNER WHO PURPOSELY KILLED THE MOST FAMOUS WOLF IN YELLOWSTONE
According to Dr. Phil, Rick Sommers, 53, of Cooke City, MT, was driven by his “Dark Triad” psychological traits to kill the most famous Yellowstone National Park gray wolf (926F-Spitfire).