WASHINGTON D.C. (Enviro Snowflake Brief- Not Real News)— In a stunning move by GOD, according to the Washington Post, our Heavenly Father arranged a private meeting for NOAH and President Donald J. Trump to discuss Trump’s recent gutting of the U.S. Endangered Species Act. The meeting took place last…

OLYMPIA, WASHINGTON (Enviro Snowflake Brief- Not Real News)— Gov. Jay Inslee’s newly formed Cattle Control Board announced today the first ever U.S. “Cattle Kill Order” on public lands.  Non-lethal methods to control cattle from disturbing native wildlife are failing today, and public sentiment hit a tipping point this summer.…