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MONTANA OFFICIALS MOVE TO EXPAND AERIAL HUNTING OF PREDATORS TO “ONE-UP” WYOMING AS THE CRUELEST STATE IN U.S.

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Montana officials introduce Bill for "open borders" for predator aerial hunting.

Helena, MONTANA (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— Montana Department of Livestock, after blessings from Martha Williams, Director of Montana FWP, has proposed opening the entire state for nonresident aerial predator hunting permits.

The new Montana state bill is a reaction by frustrated top Montana wildlife officials and politicians on how Wyoming stole the headlines throughout 2018 by boldly not letting science, morality, ethical hunting, or the wishes of the general public to get in their way to passionately and obediently pursue wildlife policies that revered the livestock, hunter, and extraction industries.

In short, Montana officials are jealous of Wyoming’s reputation as the cruelest state in the nation toward wildlife in 2018 asking, “what about us… look at us… 2019 will be different.”

Sen. Butch Gillespie, R-Kevin, carried Senate Bill 68 on behalf of the Department of Livestock before the Senate Agriculture, Livestock and Irrigation Committee last week to make a PR splash that any and all out of state helicopters manned by licensed pilots and armed with fun loving killing coyote thrill seekers with shotguns can regard Montana as having the good kind of “open borders.”  

Sen. Gillespie said, “Blaine County, I think the folks that live there know that they have plenty of coyotes there and welcome us to improve our cruelty reputation in their backyard. We appreciate that attitude and know you don’t have to go far across our Western states to find the ‘true grit’ Montana type hunters that like to kill anything that moves.”

Montana FWP Director Williams was asked for comment by the Jackson Hole News & Guide if this was more of a PR bill. “Of course, that is part of it. Some people think we can sit on our laurels after one of our brave trophy hunters shot the most famous wolf in Yellowstone recently (926 “Spitfire”) just outside the Park boundary, but no way,” exclaimed Williams.

“The news cycle changes so quickly we have to keep up the good work with news and policies every month rooted in baseless science and mean spirited cruelty serving our hunters and ranchers, if we ever hope to ‘one up’ Wyoming, and don’t forget Idaho lurking around us,” concluded the Director.

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Michael Treehuggins

Michael Treehuggins created the Enviro Snowflake Brief to try and give laughter therapy to all his fellow frustrated conservationists in these challenging political times. Let’s laugh, cry, and vote.