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WASHINGTON D.C. (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— In a stunning leak out of the White House staff today, President Trump’s claim to the media on Monday that he read some of the government’s new climate change study is apparently 100% false. “How is this possible,” the anonymous White House staffer rhetorically…
WHITEFISH, MONTANA (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— Secretary of Interior, Ryan Zinke, suffered non-life-threatening injuries after a bowhunter mistakes him for a dangerous non-native critter in the Piper Creek drainage in the Swan Valley Wednesday morning. Montana Fish, Wildlife & Parks officials report the bowhunter noticed movement next to a tree…
SPOKANE, WASHINGTON (Enviro Snowflake Brief)— Kelly Susewind, the head of Washington Department of Fish & Wildlife, visited Spokane today to field questions and share his concern for protecting cows on Washington’s national forests for generations to come, in spite of wildlife and public opinion challenges. Based on his remarks, Kelly…
