WASHINGTON D.C. (Enviro Snowflake Brief)—President Donald J. Trump flexed his razor sharp debate skills using his broad knowledge of science to try and convince an urban Washington D.C. third-grade class on why they should grow-up and ignore climate change. The President was “on his game” as he picked a couple of girls in the audience to deliver stern statements with harsh bully looks, while manipulating a couple of the boys in the room with “high fives” on a few lighter moments in his remarks.
The third-graders were well prepared for President Trump right out of the gate as a freckled faced, blue-eyed girl fired the first question with confidence in her voice. “Mr. President, um, my Mommy told me you tweeted that global warming is a ‘hoax’ by the Chinese, is that really true… why are the Chinese so mean?”
President Trump replied, “I don’t think it’s a hoax honey, someone hacked my twitter account that day. I think there’s probably a difference, but I don’t know that it’s man-made. I’m not denying climate change. But it could very well go back,” said Trump.
The blue-eyed, freckled faced third-grader had a confused look and asked, “What do you mean?” The President visibly appeared irritated and responded, “Young lady I think something’s happening. Something’s changing and it’ll change back again-nothing for you to worry about.”
A bright-eyed young Latino boy bravely asked the President, “Mr. President how do you know so much about climate change?”
“My uncle was a great professor at MIT for many years- electrical engineering. Dr. John Trump- very smart, great man like me. He didn’t ever talk to me about this particular subject so it must not be a big deal,” answered the President.
The boy replied, “um, what?” A testy Trump quipped, “I understand climate science because I have a natural instinct for science, and are you even an American citizen?”
The President’s team obviously felt an awkward scene developing and abruptly ended the classroom visit.
Last night, Trump was back in his comfort zone speaking at a rally in Montana. He gloated about his winning arguments to the third-grade class and chastised the freckled faced, blue-eyed girl, who the President felt turned the crowd against him.
To no surprise, Trump’s rally audience began to chant “lock her up, lock her up…” as President Donald J. Trump continued to rail on the girl’s disrespect comparing it to the Parkland High teenagers.
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